I’m struggling with this recap because what else additional can I say that all of you haven’t read? It’s been all over the interwebs everywhere all week because this episode was HOT NEWS! Along with how every person everywhere will look in 30 years time.
Which means this may end up the shortest recap I’ve ever written so let’s get down to it, shall we?
Peter
So Peter is the King of the Windmill! Not who I would have placed my bet on but good on him!
Tyler
Every week I think Tyler can’t get any hotter, and every week I’m proven wrong. Damn! Being respectful is sexy, y’all. Oh and the massage of course…
Jed
Honestly, this tweet sums up everything I thought about Jed’s date. Womp womp. He’s not Luke-level bad, but he’s not real far behind
Luke
Aaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnddddddddd NOW for the MAAAAAAAAIIIINNN EVENT!
Before we get to all that though, we’re shown a nausea-inducing date where Hannah just gushes over everything about Luke. I honestly straight up gagged when she talked about kissing him and his eyes (his eyes are the literally the scariest part of him other than his teeny tiny brain)
And now we finally get to what we’ve been waiting for all season. And to be honest we saw most of it in previews throughout the season but to see it all play out really made me proud of Hannah for standing up for herself. Look, Luke had the right to ask her the question, but he didn’t ask – he basically just told her “you better not have or you’re a dirty dirty sinner!” That’s my summation, lol. Anywhooo, here’s the best reactions because let’s face it, this was pretty great drama no matter how you slice it, with a thunderstorm in the background just for emphasis!
And after all that we see in the previews that for SOME REASON (thanks evil producers) Luke decides he “forgives” Hannah for what she has done so she’ll obviously be so happy to see him back and he SHOWS UP AT THE ROSE CEREMONY! From the looks of things, it did not go as he planned in his head, but we’ll have to wait and see next week
Last but certainly not least, I want to bring attention to the fact that Luke appears to show NO clue that how he approached the topic and his controlling behavior was wrong because he actually created a Twitter account Monday night for the sole purpose of starting another fight with Hannah! I tried to put them in order below, they get basically into a theological war of words but Hannah definitely ended it with a fantastic reference to Bologna-gate.
The Bachelorennial 